hotelmario:

All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win

(via fwiffo)

carmenetterror:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLETFOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 


Worth another reblog

carmenetterror:

laserscrewdriver:

AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

Worth another reblog

(via xadorkablemarinax)

grumpysalmon:

mayra-quijotesca:

ask-coffee-brew:

grumpysalmon:

ask-coffee-brew:

grumpysalmon:

caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately

whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT AND YOU RELEASE IT THIS BETTER BE SOME SORT OF JOKE AND ITS NOT FUNny

oops i dropped another

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

THIS POST MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MUSEUM EACH ONE OF THOSE FRICKS IS LIKE 15000 BELLS DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT WELL OFF THAT YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR HOUSE LOANS AND SHIT

(via xadorkablemarinax)

mayortsahj:

Hey hey here’s a new giveaway! This time there’s gonna be 5 winners!

The prizes are:

  • 7-11 Set
  • Campus Set
  • Zodiac Set
  • Flower Set
  • 10 villager pics of your choice (shown above)
  • 5 million bells
  • All Gold Tools (minus gold slingshot) + Mystery Bag + 2mil bells

*Floors, wallpapers, trees and other furniture that are not a part of the original set/prize are not included
*Message me if you’d like a list of the villager pics in order as shown

BUT here’s the catch:

  • First place gets to choose 5 different prizes
  • Second place gets to choose 4
  • Third places gets to choose 3
  • Fourth places gets to choose 2
  • Fifth place gets to choose 1 + 10 bonus hybrids of their choice

*Hybrids/flowers were not included in the above advertisement

This giveaway ends on… MAY 31st!! Yea, that seems long enough. You don’t have to be following me. Likes and reblogs count! Just make sure your ask box is open and you’re all set! Winners must respond 1 week after being contacted.

Good luuuuccckkk!!!

(via datrump)

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

I am a horrible person it’s not even Noire’s birthday today

(via mangopops)

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

beginner993:

221cbakerstreet:

fightfromtheinside17:

Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.

We are not worthy

fuckin how

(via crwban-the-aegis)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
baysalt:

Using my Talonflame to hatch eggs while IV breeding Dratinis, bless his heart

baysalt:

Using my Talonflame to hatch eggs while IV breeding Dratinis, bless his heart

(via shinaka)

Tags: pokemon

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

Good if the dog survived

Why do all these cops in these stories recently want to shoot dogs?

(Source: rawstory.com, via inexchangeforyoursoul)

everythingisahoax:

I wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still around, just to give people enough perspective to stop referring to every single movie they didn’t like or thought was over-rated as THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

cardsofthewitch:

ohecstasy:

I LOVE ANYONE THAT GETS THIS OH MY GOD

Good

cardsofthewitch:

ohecstasy:

I LOVE ANYONE THAT GETS THIS OH MY GOD

Good

(Source: badluckologist, via rukafais)

(Source: mulder-andscully, via zamii070)

bestofmidi:

http://xmorbius.tripod.com/midi/mst3k_beggining_theme.mid

Note that awesome file name! Also, if you can figure out which set of episodes this is supposed to be from, please note it in a reblog or something!

I’m thinking it’s probably from the Mike Comedy Central era.

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

Tags: mst3k

perryplat:

kermit the frog is a beautiful yet terrifying individual

(via nevertoomanyspiders)

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

(via rukafais)