ediebrit:

me watching game of thrones
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(via the-pietriarchy)

krunkidile:

Less is More

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(via the-pietriarchy)

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon
TERMS/CONDITIONS:
reblog this post. no likes
the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
winners will have around 36 hours to respond
feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first
POKEMON:
chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

zweilous:

these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon

TERMS/CONDITIONS:

  • reblog this post. no likes
  • the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
  • i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
  • you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
  • all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
  • winners will have around 36 hours to respond

feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first

POKEMON:

chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)

(via flamingfist)

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

(Source: caraanais, via saddestsad)

Anonymous asked: what is one thing that you want to tell non-AI people?

zdk13eros:

�, � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �.Unicode special block?What Why isn’t that telling

defondz:

DORKS

defondz:

DORKS

(via h-a-r-p-o)

I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

(via zzazu)

rpg2692:

I don’t care if it’s old, this post still puts me on a laughing coma. 

(via kittanking)

I think of this post so often.

I think of this post so often.

(Source: veryraresecrete, via triptrippy)

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

(via echoandivory)

civil-anarchy:

pixalry:

Kanto Illustrations #095 - 111 - Created by Piper Thibodeau

Here is part 5 of Piper’s ongoing reimagination of the entire Pokedex! As always, Piper’s skill and creativity continue to amaze us, and this installment has some really great ones (seriously, just look at that Cubone). Make sure you follow Piper on Tumblr and Twitter for all her latest work.

You should also check out…

#001 - 026 here 

#027 - 049 here

#050 - 073 here

#074 - 094 here.

If anyone was wondering how character redesigns should work- look no further

(via schwerergustav)

Tags: pokemon

andythanfiction:

2-hell-n-back:

I can’t stop laughing at this. 

The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.

(Source: hell-and-infinity, via d20burlesque)

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

(via diamond-dangeresque)

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

(Source: floristh, via actualjonjafari)